Issue 36

June 2010

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Tips from a lecture on Stress Management

Life is short.   Enjoy!

Some ways of dealing with the burdens of life:

 

 1 * Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue

 2 * Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.

 3 * Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.

 4 * Drive carefully. It's not only cars that can be recalled by their Maker.

 5 * If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.

 6 * If you lend  someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.

 7 * It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

 8 * Never buy a car you can't push.

 9 * Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you won't have a leg to stand on.

10 * Nobody cares  if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.

11 * Since it's the early worm that gets eaten by the bird, sleep late.

12 * The second  mouse gets the cheese.

13 * When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

14 * Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.

15 * You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the world to one person.

16 * Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.

17 * We could learn a lot from crayons. Some are sharp, some are pretty and some are dull. Some have weird names and all are different colours, but they all have to live in the same box.

18 * A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.

U3A HISTORY OF ART

IMPRESSIONISM

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2nd & 4th Wednesdays at 2 pm

St Robert’s Centre, Harrogate

2010

22nd Sept Setting the scene. The forerunners

13th  October Monet and Impression Sunrise

27th October Manet, reluctant hero

10th  November Renoir and ‘Chocolate box art’

24th  November Pissarro, ‘Father Moses’

8th  December Degas and the dancers.

 

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Cost £ 7.50

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