Tech support: Would you click on "start" for me and...
Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I'm not Bill Gates !
Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I try,
it says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front
of the monitor, but the computer still says he can't find it...
Customer : I have problems printing in red...
Tech support: Do you have a colour printer?
Customer: Aaaah.................thank you.
A woman customer called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer.
Tech support: Are you running it under windows?
Customer: "No, my desk is next to the door, but that is a good point. The man
sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his printer is working